DJ Walri

DJ Walri, AKA the Sigma Male, God's little accident, our Head of Flubber himself, Betrayer of Lord Morgast, CEO of Condensentrated Milk, Inc., conqueror of Deskord, destroyer of conservathots, exposer of Subwacists, slayer of Raji Caphup, bitchifier of Bowler Bear, domesticator of seagulls, divorcer of Snoke, founder of Walrism, and leader of the Walri Clan, is a primordial being, and the creator and leader of the International Organization of Walrists.

When God created the Multiverse by snapping Their fingers 13.7 billion years ago, They quickly became bored with Their creation. To entertain Themselves and provide Themselves with company, They snapped their fingers again, causing the zesty space-time-mater energies of the virgin Multiverse to coalesce into a pure and good being, DJ Walri.