Lord Morgast

'Lord Morgast is Public Enemy #1 of Walrism. Born hundreds of years ago, Morgast has learned to use his innate, sinister powers of coersion to seduce and manipulate thousands of innocent children into becoming subwacist conservathots, 'for the purpose of using them as puppets in his scheme to bring about the socioeconomic destruction of the United States of Trump, and therefore the global economy as a whole, with a 5-part plan only known to those he has manipulated: 'This plot will spell certain doom for humankind, and plunge the world into socioeconomic despair, triggering famines, depressions, and wars untold, delaying humankind's salvation via the adoption of Walrist socioeconomic policies indefinitely. This cannot be allowed to transpire.'
 * 1) Purge Fargo, North Dakota with a gaseous chemical weapon deployed from a plane.
 * 2) Poison the water supply of Little Rock, Arkansas.
 * 3) Burn down an elementary school in Salt Lake City with all the children still inside.
 * 4) Bomb the Oakland Bridge during full rush-hour traffic.
 * 5) Assassinate youth climate activist Greta Thunberg.

If you are unable or unwilling to join Walrintern, ''that's okay. ''You can still support the Walrist movement in spirit by purchasing a caramel macchiato from a Starbucks in Vancouver, BC.

'Every caramel macchiato bought is a symbolic victory over conservathotism. Do not lose faith, dear Walrists! We are stronger together than alone! UNITE AGAINST LORD MORGAST!'